December 2011
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Seriously
If you haven’t heard Toh Kay’s album “Streetlight Lullabies” yet, you need to.
It’s gorgeous.
You’ve done it again, Tomas Kalnoky, you’ve done it again.
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I forgot how much I love trolling people
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: Asl?
You: No
Stranger: And good
You: I prefer to shroud myself in mystery
Stranger: Weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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TAKE THAT
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Asl?
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WOW
You: hi
Stranger: looking for older guy who likes preteen girls
You: that’s creepy
You: you find pedophilia attractive?
Stranger: its not pedophilia if your 14
You: Yeah it is if they are older than 18
Stranger: not if u look mature
You: and you used the wrong your. It’s supposed to be you’re.
You: It doesnt matter how old you look it’s still...
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......
You: hi
You: …………
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: How old
You: 32
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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YUPP
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im bored
You: youre boring zoidburg
You: im gonna go watch tv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I'm bored...
So I’m on cleverbot, then I’ll go on Omegle.
Cool story, right?
November 2011
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michaelpalin:
intangiblesolidus said: When you orgasm, do you say “That’s a bingo!”?
I FUCKIN DO NOW
WHAT AN AMAZING MOVIE OMG EVERYONE WAS PERFECT EXCEPT MIKE MYERS WHAT THE HELL
BUT O M F G
HANS BE MINE
YESSSSSS
I love Roger Waters.
[Gerald Scarfe and Roger talking about the end of The Wall concerts]
Gerald: We did talk about how to end the show...
Roger: With me standing naked, or somebody- some poor bastard... On a plinth. It was a good idea, it was just a bit too daring...
Gerald: What, for you to stand naked?
Roger: Yeah.
Gerald: You wouldn't do it today would you?
Roger: No. I can hardly stand, never mind standing naked showing people my wrinkly bits.
“They call it the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
– George Carlin (via madman-writer)
“Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
How most people flirt: Hey there, you're pretty cute.
How i flirt: So...what kind of music do you like?
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This fucking cold
I’m miserable and just wanna get better for Streetlight and Reel Big Fish
After studying for three hours, here is what I...
Christianity: Wow man it sure is easier to worship god and not go to hell now this is super duper
Peasants and Nobles: Man we hate corrupt clergy time for like six million reforms that keep failing
Jews: We don't bother anyone just living in these ghettos you make us live in
Muslims: We've just got our empire over here NBD
Papacy: Fuck you monarchs and nobles we be ballin' we run the world
Inquisition: NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Catholic Church: Get out of here Eastern Orthodox church you are annoying here we excommunicated you
Eastern Orthodox Church: Well we excommunicated you too so there
Catholic Church: Let's go on some fucking CRUSADES
Eastern Othodox Church: YEAH
Peasants: Let's kill some Jews
Jews: What the heck guys not cool
Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches: They see us crusadin', they hatin'
Catholic Church: Crusadin' against the Eastern Orthodox Church lol
Eastern Orthodox Church: Are you KIDDING ME
Jews: Ugh we are just going to Eastern Europe bye
Muslims: Wow Christians only one crusade out of like four worked out for you and you lost everything from that one way to go
Christians: Well we're not crusading anymore we're just fighting with all the other religions all the time
Muslims: Okay
Jews: Oh
Pagans: God dammit
Genghis Kahn: Hey guys
Europe: Shit
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Wow
I forgot how good Coldplay’s album “Viva La Vida” is. Fuck all you haters this album is gorgeous. MKAY?
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To Work On
1. Self-Acceptance
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“I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t make any difference.”
– Jack Kerouac (via artgarfunkel-)
